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Baker Island has been experiencing, very unusual, solar flare generated, electromagnetic thunderstorms for several days now and it’s not only caused severe power outages lasting for up to 24 hours but it has also initiated a
‘Quantum Momentum Time Leap Delay Phenomenon’
known as ‘the clock has stop ticking’ syndrome’. Basically pushing an Island that was already been running a day late even further back in time. …… It’s actually still last week here due to several days of this time stopping electrical storm!! ☹️
Its has always been difficult keeping the rest of the world fully informed and up to date about our Islands current affairs because the rest of the world receives it as ‘yesterday’s news’ ……and that has never been a popular, click bait, type of topic to attract your average reader with ……… (except possibly for historians)
Anyway we are hoping to find a mid to long term solution to our predicament via a special application to the United Nations Security Council. We will be requesting an exemption to the ‘Non Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons Treaty’ to allow us to power up a Xbox 360 game console (with VR capabilities), that will be running on the decentralized BlockChain platform. The nuclear power generated should be enough to teleport the whole Island back into the future, thereby catching up with the rest of the world.
This whole moving Island Technology thing is based on a pre existing concept that was depicted in its very primitive form in the 2004 to 2010 TV series of ‘Lost’
Once all the nodes on the Block chain have confirmed and recorded our arrival time we will have erasable evidence of our real time status again.
However we will be taking advantage of this ‘small window of opportunity’ 🧐 by making an additional application to ‘The Royal Observatory of Greenwich’
the founding father of our Greenwich Mean Time ……… in Greenwich.
Its on thing to be transported into the future but a whole other issue to get official recognition and status for this first ever scientific achievement. We will be applying for a new world time zone position that will basically put us at 23 hours ahead of our current timing position.
This would have a number of very significant positive benefits for the Island including improving our punctuality status, which in turn would help to improve morale and combat depression and substance abuse on the Island. Our students and business owners that study and work online internationally have always been experiencing extreme stress and pressure meeting deadlines and attending courses, events or business meetings (via platforms such as Zoom, Microsoft Teams or Skype) ‘on time’ due to the fact that they are always a day earlier than the actual date planned.
However this new time zone position would create certain disadvantages previously not encountered. This regarding food imports and consumption/freshness dates. Foods with a limited ‘safe to use’ life span would now be imminently ‘out of date’ on arrival. 😕
But once again looking on the positive side we are hoping that we can attract new commercial opportunities such as the investing and building of new R.E.I.T.s to house and accommodate visiting Entrepreneurs, Social Media Influencers and tourist alike that what to be part of the ‘leading the way’, ‘be the first in the world to do this or that….’’ experience due to our new, globally recognised, advance timezone status. 😁
Finally this new time slot position would help compensate for any future electro magnetic time delaying storms that would gradually erode this advanced world time zone position again.
Thank you for your understanding.